Hello My Name Is Human Disaster

just-shower-thoughts: It is crazy that a you can remember the facial feature of a person you saw 9...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:01:26 -0400

It is crazy that a you can remember the facial feature of a person you saw 9 years ago on subway to appear in your dream but can’t remember an answer to the question you studied last night

my-little-bucky: cookie-sheet-toboggan: they are our future The holy trinity

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:00:59 -0400

my-little-bucky:

cookie-sheet-toboggan:

they are our future

The holy trinity

markiplier-egos: I had a thoughtWhat if Hank absolutely loathed puns but the guys at the precinct...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:50:08 -0400

markiplier-egos:

I had a thought
What if Hank absolutely loathed puns but the guys at the precinct loved to make Hank groan and threaten to make them his next case.

When Connor starts working with Hank he’s baffled by seemingly innocent conversations that seem to drive Hank crazy for no reason he can find, and no one is willing to explain to someone.

Then one day, as they are discussing their next case Connor manages to work in an intentional pun into their conversation and the whole room just freezes as Connor smiles softly down at his pad.

The station looses it, most laughing so hard they can hardly breath, Hank screaming about how they “corrupted the fucking android!” Which only makes them laugh harder and Reed trying very hard not to laugh because he hates Connor and isn’t allowed to smile at something that hunk of plastic did, even if Anderson looked like he was going to have a stroke.

polyglotplatypus:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:45:33 -0400

polyglotplatypus:

When people consistently like/reblog my posts, I grow fond of them even if I’ve never talked to them.

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 16:10:08 -0400

jemariel:

southbreak:

lucifertime:

oathstrong:

sonicbluebowtie:

I end up staring at my notifications like

If you are reading this and think it could be about you then it probably is.

aha, I RECOGNIZE YOUR NAMES AT EACH LIKES OR REBLOG and I’m here like “oh here you are little ball of fluff, I like you too.”

I love y'all 😌😌💕

👋🙈💖🤗

fiireproof: thecooingcat: pandalandalopalis: terrified-mind: ...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 16:09:14 -0400

fiireproof:

thecooingcat:

pandalandalopalis:

terrified-mind:

turquoisemagpie:

itsdanimotherfreakingglitter:

mc-animated:

nachosforfree:

kitkat1003:

usbdongle:

the-aliens-among-us:

smolqueerkitty:

gayingmantis:

marher

Casnov

Fascinating

Dildec

Djdjdjdjd it’s sounds like dildo

JULJUL

FUCK!

Madjun

EmmJul

Megoct

Dandec

Sopmar

Sydnov

torsep

Brinov

Sanapr

Maejul

hey-its-me-urmom: Most beloved marvel characters10.) its hard 9) to rank 8) characters with 7)...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 16:06:28 -0400

hey-its-me-urmom:

Most beloved marvel characters
10.) its hard
9) to rank
8) characters with
7) variety of
6) strengths and
5) weaknesses
4) that serve
3) different
2) purposes
1) Tony

queerunsolved: razzledazzlemcwazzle: shane has nice...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 06:01:28 -0400

queerunsolved:

razzledazzlemcwazzle:

shane has nice ankles

Ryan using his unsolved voice to say ‘Shane has nice ankles’ is why I am now immortal.

Photo

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 17:02:53 -0400

fischyplier: Please watch the video.

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 17:02:23 -0400

fischyplier:

Please watch the video.

heterophibic-pnp: if anyone gets mad at mark I will personally fly to your house and kill youwe...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 16:32:07 -0400

heterophibic-pnp:

if anyone gets mad at mark I will personally fly to your house and kill you
we love and support @markiplier and we hope that you get through this tough time. take as long as you need

carry-on-my-wayward-shadowhunter: This is just to ANYONE about to jump down Mark’s throat about...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 16:29:16 -0400

carry-on-my-wayward-shadowhunter:

This is just to ANYONE about to jump down Mark’s throat about videos, and the lack of them. Keep in mind…he just lost a family member he was close to. He was not obligated to let us know ANYTHING about his personal life, and yet he does. Why? Because that’s how he IS. That’s WHO he is. We should send our love and positive vibes his way, and not ask relentless questions about dumb shit that doesn’t matter.
Mark is HUMAN. He breathes, he bleeds, he feels like we all do at the very base of everything. I feel like some people in this community need a fucking reminder every now and again. Or sometimes, a good smack in the head would suffice.
That being said, he needs this time with his family. Leave him be if you don’t have anything nice to say.

youqubers: Please don’t use Mark’s recent video in any edits. It’s very disrespectful. There’s lots...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 16:27:35 -0400

youqubers:

Please don’t use Mark’s recent video in any edits. It’s very disrespectful. There’s lots of other videos you could use, just please don’t use this one

lyxdelsic: “hey can I copy your homework?” “I was gonna copy yours”

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:14:53 -0400

lyxdelsic:

“hey can I copy your homework?”

“I was gonna copy yours”

thiccdaddy-mbaku: crayzeebizkit: pissedpizza: rb if you’d wipe all pedophiles off this earth...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:14:07 -0400

thiccdaddy-mbaku:

crayzeebizkit:

pissedpizza:

rb if you’d wipe all pedophiles off this earth

It’s sad that there are only 13k notes on this..m

put this on all 3 of my blogs

fluffyk97:Literally probably my favorite fucking part

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:11:18 -0400

fluffyk97:

Literally probably my favorite fucking part

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:05:06 -0400

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:04:51 -0400

dangerously-human: w-poc: snorting while laughing is the purest sound and it’s not weird or...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:04:29 -0400

dangerously-human:

w-poc:

snorting while laughing is the purest sound and it’s not weird or gross

Thank you for this very wholesome positivity

ghostslostinwhatever: memehumor: Damn hackers They’re all of...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 04:50:05 -0400

ghostslostinwhatever:

memehumor:

Damn hackers

They’re all of pigeons